P. DIDDY (TALKING ABOUT IMPORTANT THINGS) I just found out that in America there is a famous rapper Pididi. He did complete and utter crap He was a crime boss! He kicked women, Used cocaine, And, it's a shame to say such a disgrace, He actively fucked men! He also ordered the death of Tupac, That bastard Pididi, Although it hasn't been proven yet. But he was already convicted by the Foreign Ministry! And also... what's there? Remind me, Dim! Oh, there you go! He molested children! Waved his huge black... this in front of them! And the stars and even politicians Indulged Pididi in everything And instead of harsh criticism They jumped around with him naked. Beyoncé, Will Smith, Ashton Kutcher All came to Pididi To carry out the chlamydia cycle at his dacha! Anyway, why did I decide to tell you all about Pididi? So that each of you could clearly see Where the West is heading. And let their flow be rocking And their rap be more worthy, But their values ​​are dwindling, And there are no spiritual bonds. Not like in Russia, They don't dance here naked. Here the values ​​are sacred And a God-sent leader! And people live wonderfully, And there is no Pididi. And if you don't agree, Siddidi and don't piddidi! Siddidi and don't piddidi! Siddidi and don't piddidi! Otherwise, what will happen to you, What Pididi did to Bieber! Siddidi and don't piddidi, Siddidi and don't piddidi... There are no perverts in Russia, Like this vile Pididi. Have you heard, for example, about Yegor Creed? No one has a destructive influence on the younger generation, And you can openly and objectively express your opinion here. You can freely criticize Gays and liberals, And you can scold these... quadroebers And other transsexuals! And curse the Yankees, And condemn Pididi, Well, and on all other issues Sididi and not a pididi! Sididi and not a pididi, Sididi and not a pididi, You want to pididi about Pididi, but not a pididi about me! Sididi and not a pididi, Sididi and not a pididi!.. By the way, there in the West, Maybe you didn’t know, If they’ve already caught you, Then that’s it, forget your name. Now Pididi will spend the rest of his life For all his crimes Sitting in prison, Without a chance for redemption. And if this Pididi were caught in Russia, He would direct his penchant for violence To the liberation of Donbass. He would return back as a hero, And the charges against him would be dropped, And Pididi would be employed As a singing teacher at a school! And maybe Pididi would sing songs together with Shaman - He would stand on the first channel in close-up, In camouflage gear! Shaman would sing - I'm Russian, My blood is from my father, Pididi would sing - I'm also Russian, But with a tinted face. And if Pididi raped again Or killed someone, Then he would again defend Russia, Go to the SVO. And, by the way, Pididi is not the only one with this opportunity. So, if there is no great desire, Sit and don't pididi! Sit and don't pididi, Sit and don't pididi, Well, or just run from here to there and there sit and pididi! Sit and don't pididi, Sit and don't pididi! ... Well, what, sit? CHORUS: We're sitting, we're sitting! And not pididi? CHORUS: We're not piding! That's how we sit! CHORUS: That's how we sit! You're not pididi to me? CHORUS: We're not bullshitting you! Okay, sit down! CHORUS: Okay, let's sit down! What are you bullshitting there for?! CHORUS: We're not bullshitting! It seemed like you were bullshitting, but you still weren't sitting down! CHORUS: Yeah, we're not bullshitting! Well done! CHORUS: We're sitting quietly! That's great! Just sit like that! CHORUS: Just sit like that! And don't bullshit! CHORUS: Well, we promised! Not at all! CHORUS: Mmmmm... Not at all! ... That's perfect. Just what we need. And turn off the music, please. Totally wonderful...