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You want stress for no reason? Then stress for no reason! Because here is nothing but the truth from the life and death of Jan Böhmermann! Payback… the day of the dumbest face! Because that's what you'll do when I get my friends! Their number only has three digits, bitch! Music: SCORE SQUAD / @scoresquad1443 Lyrics: Watch out, don't make a noise. Otherwise I'll call the police. Drives past your house in a limousine. Stop, legs wide, ID with you? Do you mind? Call the police! The police are coming, you cross the street. If you destroy one police officer, twenty-five new ones will come. Muscle men wave butterfly swords and are happy, but the police have tanks and P99s. The police are allowed to drive through red lights. You're a robber, the police are gendarme. If you break the law, the police will break your legs. I'll dial 110, then you'll learn what I mean. Have you trained well? I have the police. You have your machines? I have the police. You have a problem? I have the police. You have a blank gun, I have the police. I have, I have, I have, I have, I have police. I have the police. I have, I have, I have, I have police. I have, I have, I have, I have police. I have, I have, I have police. I have, I have police. I have, I have police. No, son of a bitch, son of a cop, my darling! I own the police, because I pay the highest tax rate. 5 tons of coke in the evidence room. Police party power fucks Michael Ammer. Police have horses and ponytails! Just run, the police are already waiting at the border. Police know the owner of every BMW. Look at the belt there. My God, Walther! Police fuck you, bad boy, and your gangster. Because the police have machine guns. Night vision goggles, water cannons, helicopters. And the police even have a doctor for taking blood samples. You go for a walk with a pit bull. The police have a hundred kennels full of attack dogs in the barracks. Cry, you buffoon, in your WhatsApp group. I have the police: the best gang of thugs. Have you trained well? I have the police. Do you have your machines? I have the police. Do you have a problem? I have the police. You have a telescopic baton, I have the police. I have, I have, I have, I have, I have police. I have police. I have, I have, I have, I have police. I have police. I have, I have, I have, I have police. I have police. I have, I have police. I'm calling the police, the police here immediately. Baton out, handcuffs, good night, holding cell. If you're a big mouth, ZACK, you're going to jail, never free again. Pick up some soap please, the boss in prison is called the police! The police are polite and always correct. The police are secretly eavesdropping on your LIDL connect. The police only do what the police want. And if you complain, everyone thinks they're the police! If you get a bit cheeky, the police will call the SEK. Police send out a quick radio call, sirens, backup is here. BePo from Bavaria, BePo from Saxony, are coming in a VW bus, they'll break your legs, Beppo. Suck on the tonfa, victim. Now you'll see stars. Resistance is futile. The police like to hit people. Open your mouth, close your eyes, and your goofies will fly. You'll be flat on your face faster than Gina-Lisa on roofies. The police have inspectors, uniforms and sirens. The police never hurt, because the police have protectors! Pepper spray in the eye, twisted arm, the police are having fun. And the best thing of all is: the police are allowed to do that! Have you trained well? I have the police. You have your machines? I have the police. You have a problem? I have the police. You have wet panties, I have the police. I have, I have, I have, I have, I have police. I have police. I have, I have, I have police. I have police. I have, I have police. I have, I have police. I have, I have police. The police have judges and public prosecutors. Criminal police investigate in custody. Police have blue lights, police are state power. Police shot seven people last year. Police have boats. Police have tear gas. Police are called Torsten, Melanie and Thomas. Police lock you up in the police cellar. Police are your enemy, police are my helpers. http://neomagazinroyale.de