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Monologue by Leo Harlem at the comedy club: Alcohol is the popular medicine. Water is so good. Life came out of water. And why did it come out? Because it was bored. In Spain, alcohol has always been the popular medicine for everything. Alcohol enhances psychomotor skills and sight (it helps you see twice as much). Alcohol helps you value beauty. That girl who didn't seem very pretty at the beginning of the night, after six drinks, how the princess has become! Alcohol gives you courage: you don't have the balls to go to Alicante to eat a paella! This drink won't leave you impotent but it will make you look fat. This lizard is not good for you. Terminator with curlers: Oh, how you come (More comfortable than in arms) Look at your son, he's coming drunk. Why did the Titanic sink? Because they were drunk