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The nearest conference is JPoint 2025, April 3–4 (Moscow + broadcast). Details and tickets: https://jrg.su/T2zfbS — — . . . . Is the music from your favorite Sherlock Holmes series playing in your head? — Sherlock, why is nothing working again? — It's elementary, my friend! First, you are trying to run Spring 5 on Java 7. Second, after a couple of months of using Groovy, you have completely stopped respecting semicolons. And third, the battery in your laptop has died. Yes, this will be an unusual talk. In it, Holmes and Watson will solve several mysteries that you have encountered, are encountering, or will encounter in everyday development. There will be no garbage collector guts and bytecode, but there will be tools, libraries and frameworks that puzzle ordinary developers in their daily routine, leading to downtime, missed deadlines and prolonged depressions. In this talk, Sherlock and Watson will practically save your forehead from facepalms and rakes that someone has already stepped on. [ Have you seen this talk on JPoint or online? Don't worry, we've kept the fiery format, but have collected new material! ]